This is my favorite thing
this is so very british
oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went
saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
How long until the 15 year olds take over this post with their garbage
Ain’t got no gun, ain’t got no knife but don’t you start no fight. 'Cause I'm T.N.T., I'm dynamite and I’ll win the fight. I’m a power load, watch me explode.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
you see, it’s a metaphor
you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win
there’s a problem with me in here somewhere but i honestly can’t find the fucks to care i jUST WANT EVERYONE