A good writer with a sad idea and a malicious side is a person to fear.
but imagine jonathan crane our dearly beloved scarecrow realizing he has not eaten in so long that he cannot remember what he ate last
imagine crane having to go out to buy food in civvies while completely unshowered and unkempt and dead looking because he has been solely focusing on research instead of sleeping or tending to his bodily needs
jonathan crane riding the subway from whatever far away place he has been doing research in and people whispering about how he smells and looks like a zombie tooth pick and he knows it
crane in his suit that swallows him whole from his professor days taking out a can of aerosol spray filled with feargas at his stop and holding his nose while spraying it like “im so sorry to have inconvenienced anyone with my deplorable stench have some air freshener”
jonathan crane walking fast paced out of the subway with a shit-eating smirk before smelling himself and realizing they were completely right he smells disgusting oops
jonathan crane trying to decide what to buy based on what he has access to at the moment like well i never take the time to cook and i dont have a microwave so it seems im just going to buy a lot of pre-made sandwiches for my fridge and mostly non-perishables
the master of fear deciding at the last minute to grab tons of shampoo and deodorants and sprays and dry shampoos because he is suddenly self-conscious and he is above smelling like that inmate junkyard dog back at arkham
professor crane checking out and reaching for his wallet before realizing he left his money at home and pausing for a moment while staring at the cashier
jonathan crane remembering he is the scarecrow, a wanted criminal, and he doesn’t need to pay for this shit
crane pulling out that aerosol can and spraying the cashier point blank in the face while keeping eye contact the whole time before quickly walking out of the store with his items
Hannibal: the Musical at SDCC
Just wait for it.
I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS
❤ TRAILER HEART | a mix of songs used in movie trailers. epic. grandiose. absolutely breathtaking. a combination of my personal favorites plus tracks that you might recognize, indicated by the movie in parentheses.
* Please excuse some of the artist titles on the mix since 8tracks has an artist limit and I am stubborn. Refer to the above list of songs for reference.
Deadpool Movie Test Footage Official
Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.
★ TRAILER HEART: MARVEL EDITION | requested by absolutely no one, this is a mix made up of orchestral tunes nabbed straight from the trailers of some of your favorite marvel movies. some you’ll recognize, some you won’t. some are from tv spots or special trailer versions, but all have one thing in common: they’re awesome. listen and enjoy these songs that got you pumped for your favorite movies before they hit the big screen.
* Starts with Iron Man 2 because the first Iron Man movie didn’t use orchestral songs in their trailers. Sadface, I know.
[ 8tracks ]
Watch the scene here because it’s totally worth it. “Good evening child” LOL