Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
Pharoah's Throne Stop moaning, stop groaning I stopped caring hours ago. Only a fool picks a fight with the Pharaoh
i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe
I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT
ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING
happy birthday snerpthesnerr
New fragrance from Du Maurier parfums
"When you don’t want to be eaten."
just show him some leg and ass, will, and he will murder everyone for you
Or perhaps in Slytherin
you’ll make your real friends.
A personal message from Liam Neeson to President Putin.
So there is this awesome RP site, Order of Merlin, which is a post-Potterverse RP forum. It’s doing pretty well for itself, but we need more members—especially more members willing to play students. So if you’re into RP, please join us and help us out! I’m not an admin or a mod for the site, I just care about seeing it stand on its own. It’s been going strong for almost 10 years, so it definitely deserves 10 more.